Privacy Policy
The Neon gNome transmitter is operated by our secret order of metaphysical observers.
We have initiated this Privacy Protocol to govern how we process cosmic data frequencies gathered by the Neon gNome portal, securing your spiritual and digital footprint. Before diving deep into our ancient mysteries, late-night podcasts, and metaphysical logs, read these terms to ensure your astral connection remains secure and private.
When you tune into Neon gNome, our synthwave signals automatically register certain earthly device details, including browser type, IP coordinates, and temporal zones. While wandering our digital forest, we map out which mythical articles, astrological charts, and philosophical video recordings captivate your mind. We define this as "Astral Metadata." Should you choose to initiate direct contact, subscribe to our underground newsletter, or join our esoteric forum, we may securely archive your self-submitted coordinates, such as your mystical handle, electronic mail address, and voluntary metaphysical inquiries to complete our telepathic alignment.
Why process your data?
Our primal focus is guarding the sanctuary of our seekers. We analyze minimal telemetry only to shield our retro-futuristic frequency from bad actors and optimize our synthwave streaming. Any automatically compiled metrics serve purely to decode overall portal usage patterns, maintaining complete anonymity. These calculations are never reverse-engineered to expose your secret mortal identity.
You can traverse our neon woods without revealing your mortal vessel's name or earthly coordinates. However, to unlock secret chambers, acquire camo-patterned gnome gear, or receive our nocturnal transmissions, you must offer an active email. If you withhold your contact beacon, some features—like direct telepathic chat or receiving our esoteric zines—will remain inaccessible. If you are uncertain about what data points are essential to cross the threshold, feel free to whisper to our central archivist via archive@neongnome.com.